Yes I'm still alive.
Effects of the 2010 ZOMG NOT AGAIN Fargo flood on me, thus far:
-my tap water smells/tastes funny (thanks to the odd double-benzene-ring chemical called geosmin
-I wanted to go volunteer on Thursday night, but they'd already got most everything done, so I went for a motorcycle ride to alleviate the boredom.
-On that motorcycle ride I went some distance out of my way, trying to find a bridge across the (ND) Wild Rice River that was both a) open to traffic and b) south of ND Highway 46 and c) north of I-29 exit 31. At this I failed, otherwise I wouldn't be mentioning it.